shorm:

karethdreams:

shorm:

I fucking cannot deal with this shit, Charmin.

They saw the chance and they went for it.

Where no toilet paper has gone before

shorm:

karethdreams:

shorm:

I fucking cannot deal with this shit, Charmin.

They saw the chance and they went for it.

Where no toilet paper has gone before

"I can’t accept that. I can’t accept that there was only one black woman in the entire film, who delivered one line and who we never saw again. I can’t accept that the bad guys were Asian and that although in China, Lucy’s roommate says, “I mean, who speaks Chinese? I don’t speak Chinese!” I can’t accept that in Hercules, which I also saw this weekend, there were no people of color except for Dwayne Johnson himself and his mixed-race wife, whose skin was almost alabaster. I can’t accept that she got maybe two lines and was then murdered. I can’t accept that the “primitive tribe” in Hercules consisted of dark-haired men painted heavily, blackish green, to give their skin (head-to-toe) a darker appearance, so the audience could easily differentiate between good and bad guys by the white vs. dark skin. I can’t accept that during the previews, Exodus: Gods and Kings, a story about Moses leading the Israelite slaves out of Egypt, where not a single person of color is represented, casts Sigourney Weaver and Joel Edgerton to play Egyptians. I can’t accept that in the preview for Kingsman: The Secret Service, which takes place in London, features a cast of white boys and not a single person of Indian descent, which make up the largest non-white ethnic group in London. I can’t accept that in stories about the end of the world and the apocalypse, that somehow only white people survive. I can’t accept that while my daily life is filled with black and brown women, they are completely absent, erased, when I look at a TV or movie screen."

gatsbeh-wat-gatsbeh:

romano sassing everyone at the world meeting is my favorite kind of romano

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

That doesn’t stop after 25.

(via anidragon)

comixology:

laughterkey:

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

I did not realize this. This is good.

& it was so good you guys.

So. Good.

  • Person A: makes a typo
  • Person A: repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up

empressofireland:

Demisexual Juliet though. Juliet assuming that she would never be attracted to someone, hence why marriage is an honor she “dreams not of.” Juliet being wary of Nurse’s sex jokes, wondering if she knows. Juliet meeting Romeo and being amused with his puppy eyes, incompetent flirting. Juliet realizing that she’s fallen in love with him and understanding herself and her sexuality. Demisexual Juliet.

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e